alternatively if someone asks you what you did today just grimly look down at your hands and say “something I should have done a long time ago…”
reblog if this cat is prettier than you
“why” “because i said so” good one mom you should be a lawyer
*drops food on floor*
germs: go get it! quick!
king germ: no.. we must wait 5 seconds.. it is the rule
my favorite thing about this post is that germs have apparently gained enough sentience to develop a form of monarchy